Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Randomize
