good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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