Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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