I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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