now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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