North Korea, Best Korea!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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