Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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