wat bout pragnant strippers??
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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