it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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