In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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