What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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