He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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