from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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