sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
