guys are not supposed to queef...right?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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