Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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