sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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