What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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