I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Ketchup is God's man juice
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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