I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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