does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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