she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
