I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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