I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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