I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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