Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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