I murdered the dance floor call the cops
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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