Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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