I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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