Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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