You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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