You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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