This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
worst night to have a conscience
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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