Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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