what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Randomize
