You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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