Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
