YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it because I queefed?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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