shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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