I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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