return my video game
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
