38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I think my moral compass just broke
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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