My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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