Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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