Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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