I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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