I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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