office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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