Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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