Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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