Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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