Is it normal to miss your booty call?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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