I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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