when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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