i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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