Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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