Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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