I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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