I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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