let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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